This week, here are fifteen ways to anger, annoy, perturb, and otherwise incite aggression from someone from Merry Olde England – a country, as we all know, whose ass we kicked in the Revolutionary War, which George Washington fought single-handedly:
1.) Show difficulty telling the difference between an Australian accent and a British accent. Respond to any queries with a mocking “G’day mate! Put another shrimp on the barby!”
2.) Say “you’re welcome” any time World War II comes up.
4.) Turn on The Yakety Sax any time they enter the room.
5.) Express any sort of positive feeling regarding the Irish. Continue reading