I know we’re all having a great time here talking about how Dr. Crusher from Star Trek: The Next Generation is a whore, checking out awesome Japanese playground slides, and wondering what exactly is wrong with Joe Paterno…but it’s important to remember, reading this monument to me, that I’m not even the most awesome Scott Ahearn there is. Say hello to ScottAhearn.net, also known as Google Image Search Scott Ahearn. He’s a quality guy and I’ve always appreciated how much cooler he is than TeamAhearn.com Scott Ahearn.
If I didn’t have a beard I’d look exactly like him. I’m gonna start working “how do you like my wife’s vagina?” into my day-to-day repertoire.